Version 1activeAug 21, 2026, 1:36 AM
Distrosub
<p><strong>Attention Viewers : Please be advised strange content and unorthodox methods ahead.</strong></p> <p>Stage 1: Learn guitar at school - then forgot it.</p> <p>Stage 2: Learn guitar again from a friend you meet at KFC</p> <p>Stage 3: Receive Guitar from KFC friend and after breakup #2 write songs with no sheet composition and whatever hand movements you're feeling</p> <p>Stage 4: Sign up to Triple-J hoping for an express service train</p> <p>Stage 5: Create music with a shoeless wonderer, play songs on Melbourne trains, and meet some people you'll always remember but have no clue who they are</p> <p>Stage 6: Create the songs you desire - whatever will come, will come</p>