Version 1activeAug 25, 2026, 8:01 AM
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After too much sun and a particularly competitive afternoon of backyard cricket, The Real Gert Frobe found a USB connection growing from the small of his back. In the spirit of self-exploration, The Real Gert plugged himself into his computer. Connected and with his back to the machine, The Real Gert heard a white noise growing from the tiny computer speakers. Frobe was able to control the white noise and turn it into what is now Aloha Gert Frobe. Realising the sound was something more than just wierd, Frobe decided to let the world join in.