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ANGRY PINEAPPLES

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Version 1activeAug 25, 2026, 6:37 AM
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We are ANGRY PINEAPPLES a five piece alternative ensemble based out of Brisbane. We happened like this... Kirk & his guitar found Alex on a Gumtree. He was just hangin' on a branch with his drumkit looking for someone to play with. Kirk gave a shout out to his sister Lana who grabbed her bass. We all took a trip & found this future computer way out in space. Trapped inside this space tech box was a miniature guitarist named Jesse. Imprisoned in some program called Bandmix. He was speaking in binary. Mostly swearing and cursing. Lana cracked the code & entered 'free Nelson Mandela' in binary & the little guy sprung out in a fit of rage swearing fuck this and motherfucking that. We thought he'd calm his farm when we returned to Earth but the guy is still an angry fucker. At least he returned to full size when we fed him a couple of mushrooms. We put up with him cause he's one bad ass mo' fo' on the Strat! There was only one more piece to complete the set. We needed our frontman! We

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