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Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the biography you are reading is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about five very unlucky adults. Even though they are charming and clever, the Astro Ox siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first song of this EP when the band are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune. In this short biography alone, the five youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast. It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from closing this screen at once and watching something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Astro Ox are an Indie Pop/Rock band from Perth. They formed in August 2016 at the Hen House. They have been building