A being too terrible to describe without doing damage to ones tongue, commanded a squad of invincible funksters into existence. The terrible Brian, ordered the squad to earth to spread Badness across the earth. It took millions of light years for the intergalactic squad of funkateers to reach earth. The spacepod crashed in Kazakhastan in 2006 with a chica boom! They emerged from their vessle and began to funk. This insidious squad is called, by those who are bad enough to know , BAD GANG. Real Bad, Real Gang.The essence of bad gang wofts off the rotting carcass of an angel. BAD GANG consist of more or less 10 humans. The lead singer: Glorious (Sam)Mule haughnted by demons so monsterous their terribleness is incomprehensible to unproffesional psychologists. If they were to escape the wrath on mankind would prove the inevitable meltdown of unified consciouness. Also featured the vomitting (Mathew) shaman, who while not drink translucent cactus juice from a virgin's skull features in
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