'Big Ben does it again!' 'Five stars! Unbelievable!' 'The most important moment in popular music since Seal's smash hit pop ballad 'A Kiss from a Rose.' 'Big Ben has redefined the genre of post pop punk folk jazz fusion.' 'Extra extra! Read all about it! Big Ben has once again rocketed to number one on the top forty billboard charts!' 'Shonky builders strike again - if it's too good to be true, then, yes, it's probably a scam.' 'Trump gains ground on Hillary in latest Ohio polls.' 'Where is Harold Holt? Forty years on and China still yet to claim responsibility.' 'Big Ben sentenced to 18 months in prison for tax fraud.' 'Burkini's and barbershops - the state of gender relations in 2016.' BIG BEN - MAN OR CLOCK? In an unprecedented move, Big Ben of Big Ben and the Seven Wonders of the World yesterday announced that he is in fact not a clock. 'I'm tired of this speculation' a weary BB announced to a press conference made up of music critiques and clock enthusiasts alike. 'I am
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