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Billy Bovill's social awkwardness has often been compared to that of Briane Badonde. The details of his life between the years 1992 and 1999 has been the subject of much speculation amongst career minded lamplighters. However, he was reported to have once almost been taken out by the “Haig Park Assassin.” Once thought to be the reincarnation of Jayden, the Patron Saint of Casual Denim, he has appeared on the Worst Undressed List five years in a row. When asked for comment he simply replied “Dinosaurs, my reputation.”