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Version 1activeAug 24, 2026, 2:13 AM
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Q Song - Urban Finalists - 2010 - Announcement of winner on the 10th of August. Picture Vin Diesel butt naked lying dead in a bath full of money. Multiply that intensity by the power of 6 tomahawk cruise missiles, 2 bulldogs in a chemical fire and the last half hour of The Notebook. Melt it down into a crispy lather, smear it on your grandmothers tombstone, run a high powered electric current through it for 3 days straight and you have the absolute plague on society that is blakejoolz. omghehehelolzgofckurself Ripped from the warmth of their mothers’ wombs and feasting on nothing but DJs, styrofoam and wholemeal rice, Brisbane’s Baddest AKA The Club Stains AKA it-feels-bigga-in-yo-mouth AKA Space Rabies AKA blakejoolz, combined powers (much like The Planeteers) to deliver some of the hardest, nastiest, electro hip-hop drug fuelled tracks known to modern civilization. The soundwaves themselves are actually heavier than steel and if you play them at the right volume your speakers

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