And God spoke unto the masses, "The lips of an adulteress drip with honey, and her mouth is smoother than oil; But in the end she is as bitter as wormwood, as sharp as a two-edged sword". Upon hearing these words Bonemeister spake "Cool". With their short attention spans and general indifference to pretty much anything, Bonemeister had stopped paying attention after "smoother than oil". Had they been paying attention they probably would have said something like "Swords are cool" or "My worm-got-a-woody now". Spawned from the seedy streets of Annandale, Stanmore and to no extent whatever, East Anglica, Bonemeister is a manifestation of the combined indifference of Brad, Mat, Brett and Will. Having been on the receiving end of the local music scene for a number of years, Bonemeister were dissatisfied with the tasteful use of chord progression, competent drumwork and solid hairlines of the bands out there today. "Where's the nonsensical time changes? Where's the off key backup
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