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In the Worlds before Bowzer, Primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order. But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, As endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, The moistures of the Earth, And the powers of the Sun and the Moon All worked upon a certain rock - old as Creation, And it magically became fertile. That first egg was named Thought, Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, Said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.' Elemantal forces caused the egg to hatch, from it then came a stone Bowzer. The nature of Bowzer was irrepressable!

Perhaps there’s something magical in the waters of Australia that breeds unique individuals, or whatever they put in Vegemite has mystical powers to spawn artists with peculiar idiosyncrasies. Whatever the case, Australia has given birth to a master rap wizard that fires rhymes faster than an N-Strike NERF blaster, and will pierce your heart with darts dipped in the poison of Eros. His name: Bowzer Destroyer of Worlds. Flashy and sexually charged, the rap sorcerer from Perth isn’t timid when it comes to barging in your nightmares and making himself at home in your loveseat. Nor is he a stranger to playing the role of incubus, seducing you with his devious tone and raunchy lyrics — “I’m a monster, everybody beware. I’m everywhere all covered in hair.” But despite his lasciviousness, he is oddly charming. And his lecherous persona does make for an interesting house guest. Inspired by Prince, Lil Wayne, David Lee Roth and Fat Trel, Bowzer Destroyer of Worlds has built an impressive