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Buster Fantastic is the saddest man he knows. He has tried to medicine his glum nature with poetry, painting, music, and smoked cheddar. He has fallen short each time, like a tired fly in a spider's soft web. He is nothing, if not withdrawn. His mother tried to help him by getting him swimming lessons with other slow-to-develop children when he was just a child. He almost drowned and has felt like a disappointment ever since. He is a self-loathing artist, who talks about himself in a romantic nondescript fashion because he fears underneath it all, at the very core of who he is, there's really very little about him that could be considered even close to interesting. Buster has a video for Mess of Me here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9HooNp3OhE