Version 1activeOct 6, 2026, 6:20 AM
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Chris grew up in the Chicago burbs, where he learned folk guitar. From there, the natural progression was to music with ridonkulous amounts of fuzz. After a brief stint of working in a graveyard (although if it makes you feel better, he didn't work for the graveyard), he began breeding thousands of mutants with the intent of... uh, I've said too much. Well, enjoy the tunes.