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The mysterious and powerful Chronovisor was created sometime during the late 17th century. It was able to see through time, displaying images of the past and future on a large screen. However, it was never demonstrated to the correct authorities or public due to its supposed theft in 1692 and therefore is not widely considered a factual device. A Mr. Crazy Dave and a Mrs. Belvedere were arrested but were soon released due to a lack of evidence. Crazy Dave, otherwise known as Crazy Dave was conceived during the great rape spree of '74. His father is presumed to be a professional funnel, whereabouts unknown. As a young lass, Crazy Dave pursued an interest in hibernation, spending many months inside a small nest made of large rocks. Unfortunately, the infamous rock slide of '81 was localised entirely within this nest, crushing Crazy Dave's hopes of ever becoming a ventriloquist. His puppet Gerty remains at large. Filled with angst, Crazy Dave attempted to commit suicide using a jar of