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We were all born, within a year. Sgroi started to play piano, on which he fucked on everyone, especially since he started to work out, and then decided to also take up the violin. To counter-act everyone except James and Alex's 'You're a pussy' claims, he took up the drums, and ate a live pig, just to show the bastards who's the shoulders around here. He recently started using the name 'James von Deathmachineslaughtercorpse', a name which is yet to catch on. Alex didn't feel the need to eat anything hooved and squealing, but took up bass, because he really wanted to use the pick-up line 'Hey baby, you want to feel my massive vibe?' James can't use pickup lines or eat pigs, so he played guitar by himself. They came together with the realisation of their mutual love of Emma Watson, giving birth to the rise of 'Hermoine'. This was soon followed with 'Zarie's a Mombie', written the night before the first gig, from which they were disqualified for being "too fucking good". This was