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dear magnus, regarding your problem with the bears in the sink, were sending around the smuggler, with his magic spatula of spooge. aka the king of spangles. He is a kind generous man full of bookshelves and lumps, who will promptly take care of the bears tuesday week, until then, just give the bears lots of retarded honey. Which will make them sedated enough to feed them your budgie cage. Big China signing out. attention smuggler, you have been called to duty. Grab your retarded spatula and your honey spooge and get down to sink 26, with your compadre the king of spangles. To stop the bears you must put your left penis (not the right) in the garbage compactor and whiz. Once mushed grab the king of spangles and do a jig, it is a ritual dance that calms bears in sedation. Next, travel to uraguay and ring the bears to leave politely. If this fails get the remains of the left penis and mix with retarded honey and give to king of spangle who will then proceed to fly around mars 16