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Formed in the annoying summer of 2012, Culetto was created for the sole purpose of answering the age-old question 'Who the Fuck Are the Arctic Monkeys?'. They began to play songs Bruce had stolen, and even some that he hadn't. It was indie at first note, as the band began recording their first EP. However, this was not to be, as they continued to record in circles, laying down some songs as many as four times. Eventually, Bruce's lungs rebelled against the rest of his body, turning him into a wheezing mass of alvioli. Jai, frightened at the sight of this emphysemal beast, proceeded to tone and shape his body like never before, turning to the revolutionary new product Herbalyf to achieve the lyf he always dreamed of. In another cruel lift of fate, Herbalyf was actually made from crack cocaine, and Jai eventually succumbed to addiction. Meanwhile, Leon, having not left his house in 3 weeks, did not notice any of that happen, and forgot that he was even in a band.