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Spawned in the hills of an Ancient Greek town known as Kickassigus, they were given the holy names of Dicksmash McIroncock due to their unusually powerful girth and grand Iron Cocks. At first worshiped and embraced by the community of whence they came, the brave scholars were in the end rejected and shunned due to their unimaginable power to attract all ladies with their brutal tunes. From the town of Kickassigus, they then made their way through the Ancient world, leaving their mark on monuments all over the world. With their metal, the made The Great Sphynx of Egypt fall pregnant, with their rock they caused Mt Vesuvius to blow its load. Their unimaginable brutallity pushed the Tower of Piza aside, their compassion and acoustic ballads kept it standing at that awkward angle which just defies gravity. Seriously, its a fucked up tower, who on earth would have thought to keep it after that? You all know that O-Zone layer thing? Yeah, the dynamic duo made that shit. Their mark