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Formed out of boredom and a genuine desire to: - strut - rock out - perform - make your mother proud - make your parents pay for the crime of giving you life - vent - pick up girls and guys because you are an ordinarily hopeless fuck in this regard and it seems easier than getting an attractive, genuine identity - think your opinion, expressed through music is far more necessary or important than anyone else - exploit your A.D.D. - show your friends up at the annual school reunion "Oh, so you're a successful banker, Well I'm a hopeless tard living on noodles in a rats nest. Just keepin' it real man"