Version 1activeAug 24, 2026, 1:44 AM
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we were born from our own vaginas,taken hostage by an evil colony of sea turtles at the age of 3, we were treated like slaves raped and tortured every 10 minutes. we found 2 guitars at the bottom of the ocean one day and started to write some music. we started playing them like saxophones but then developed to play them like a young child who just had his first orgasm. later we discovered that our voices were like an angel sent from heaven to guide the earth though the darkest of hours.