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Diggy Starbucks is the frightening result of a bizarre corporate love pact between Reece Poo and Phil Cheese. This entity is now on the FBI's most wanted list, right behind Mr Noir and his Orchestra. Although recognised as a bona fida genius, it's unlikely that Diggy will ever really learn to love. So ends this sad tale of betrayal.