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For about 13.8E9 years, Space Cowboy-turned lo-fi freak-folk musician Dingo Paisley drifted thru the void via space-lizard. One day, pants around their ankles, the atoms comprising Dingo got fucked up. And with their asses still hanging out, the lightyears of distance between them were slurped up. The result was a thing people call a human. Humans lived on a big pile of dirt/shit they named Earth