Version 1activeAug 21, 2026, 2:24 PM
Distrosub
we are dumb dog and we like to bark and growl and chase our tails. we like our water bowls full and our mouths when they drool. if you're throwing around a ball we'll be at your beck and call. we run at top speed through the park and curl into a pretzel when it gets dark. we hope you like us but even if you don't we'll love you anyway because that's what dumb dogs do. woof.