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Let us read now from the book of Easy Mode: "The plough of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the modest rack and the tyranny of flaccid jugs. Big in the pants is he who, in the name of easy chicks and cheap booze, shepherds the skank through the valley of Queanbeyan, for she is truly her bogan’s slapper and the bearer of flanel garments. And I will strike down upon thee with wicked riffs and furious guitar skillz those who attempt to pwn and destroy my bitches. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my noodly appendage upon you." Ezekielmoad 2:69