Remember that long-haired folk hippie who wrote ‘Mayae’ - the best-performing track on Apple’s Today’s Acoustic playlist in 2019? Well, he was kidknapped by his own alter ego - El Mojito… and thrown on a fire. I don’t know if I’m El Mojito or me. I don’t know what me is. But I do vaguely remember racking the ashes of my cremated past-self with rapé and cocaine at the mic to record the vocals for YUME/I - an ode to the insanities of fame (and my ex cutting me out of her life). Now, I’d never done coke before and I haven’t done it since. But I went there that day, to go out of my mind just enough to find out who’s there on the other side. His name is El Mojito and he’s everything I’m not. Which basically means he doesn’t give a fuck. And he raps like the Chilis made a baby with Rage Against the Machine made a baby with Kanye. I hesitate to hype myself because I’m a sucker for unmet high expectations, and because I like to think I’m humble. But El Mojito is typing now, and he has the
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