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>Be 10 >Playing Pokemon on shitter before school >Still haven't wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, pull up my pants and run to the bus. >Girl I like sits next to me. >Asks me if ive been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >Realize I forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti >Bus gets to school >Try and run to the bathroom >Teacher catches me >Its penis inspection day >My name is Alan Aardvark >I have to go first >Nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I refuse >She wrestles me down and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of