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Ferret is a beacon of sanity amidst the darkening clouds gathering above the modern world. It seeks, in its humble and gracious way, to provide opinions not always portrayed as main-steam by the media. Many will disagree with Ferret’s views on censorship; religion; patriotism; private schools and politicians. Good! Yous can all get fucked! Oh, look, sorry about that. Ignore that last sentence. I got a bit carried away what I meant to say was . . . YOUS ARE A BUCH A CUNTS! Oh, shit. I did it again. My apologies. It’s just that so many things give me the shits. For example I believe in capital punishment for anyone who scrapes your car in a parking area and doesn’t leave a note. I believe that everything should be legalised and we’ll work from there – except for religious observation which should be banned completely and then allowed by degrees, depending upon the plausibility of the central belief, which rules out most of the western ones. There should be passing lanes for