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In the beginning, atop great Mt Olympus, there took place a party of epic proportions. First upon the dance-floor at this soiree was a seductive ethereal form made of heavenly clouds. This was of course the goddess, 'Funk', and her rhythmic grooves caught the eyes of the god known as 'Rock'. Needless to say much beer and wine was consumed throughout the night, which lead to “Rock” groovin’ his ass off and “Funk” head banging. As the hours grew late, Funk and Rock eventually fled the festivities to make passionate, erupting love all night long... which resulted in a magnificent display of lightning with an accompanying bass-line of thunder…. And so, 9 months later, the blessed sons of the musical gods came to be and would be henceforth forever known as, "FUNKY MANTIS". They would be the saviours of all who listened and provide salvation from the sins of shit music. A 4 piece line up from Brisbane, Australia, Funky Mantis is taking over and saving the souls of people everywhere. The