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There's been alot of talk about GORAZEEDEEZ of late and i must tell you its all a myth.*** I was not born to a drunken unicorn with a goat of a wife, nor were my sibblings donkey's with no sense of gallop. My cousins were not slime from a slippery pond and my step sister did not take part or win a prize for Miss Uninteresting Australia. Thou you could fall asleep simply by looking at her. I was not a good student and i did not try, i thought teachers were only there to fill the time in and i was only there to keep them company while they filled the time in.*** Thankfully my friend Manuel taught me to play the guitar at 15 and i soon formed a band that brought life to the garage and a headache to the neighbours, thou we wrote some interesting songs and played many gigs and of course thought we'd be rock stars, travel the world and retire young. Then as things go, we fought, got girlfriends, let girlfriends join the band as creative consultants and broke up. I personally repeated