Version 1activeOct 14, 2026, 5:56 AM
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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving Belgian boulangerie owner who suffered from mild narcolepsy and had a peculiar penchant for trouble. My mother was a nineteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, known for her webbed feet. My father would womanize, drink, and make outrageous claims—like insisting he invented the question mark?