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Drawn together by the moons of Neptune, Hanuman is a trio of ridiculously good-looking, charismatic body builders. Starring Jack, Nick and Glenn, Hanuman began playing Tool and Smashing Pumpkins rip-offs, before the numinous light of funk metal knocked upon their songwriting door. Now they just rip off Incubus and Mr. Bungle! Glenn enjoys mountain treks to enhance his sagacity, while Jack trains as a contortionist during his breaks as a music-sledger. Nick is merely happy discussing politics over a glass of fine wine. "Indeed, it must be said," said the notorious Klad "Glenn" Klemm, when asked to sum up in a sentence Hanuman, "that to sum up in a sentence Hanuman, we must take heed of the words of the great James Joyce - "Semperexcommunicabiambisumers. My building space in lyonine city is always to let to leonlike Men, the Mookse in a most consistorous allocution pompifically with immediate jurisdiction constantinently concludded."" Well, there we have it.