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Hedge Fund’s haunted sound walks the line between muscular post-punk grooves and dreamy synth pop, think New Order, Talking Heads and The Cure. Lead singer Will Colvin is back. He’s stronger, he’s wiser, he’s more talented. But he’s also broken. Will suffered the devastating loss of his late great father and in the same breath suffered the break up of his marriage. But this is not why he’s broken. Will invested heavily in the Bitcoin boom of 2017 only to find that in fact when you try and cash in your Bitcoins for real money the bank has some hard questions. Questions like “why are you wearing Ed Hardy?”, and “what do you reckon's more fun to step on, a thumb tack or a land-mine?” Will was able to cash out his Bitcoins by playing the bank man his new (soon to be hit) single True Romance, a thrash-funk sallad he wrote during primal scream music therapy. The song reminded the bank-man of his ex-wife, a woman called Trish, who tragically lost her life accepting an Oscar on behalf of