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I really hate writing bios - they almost always make the band sound like a bunch of pretentious gits. But anyway, here goes. Hekyl is the greatest band of all time. It is filled with musicians of the highest calibre who make other musicians question their own ability. None of the members needed to learn music; each one was born with that ability. Hekyl's music emanates a pitch that only cockroaches can hear, and if you look down at the floor during one of their gigs you will see the roaches thrashing harder than any human could. But it's not pain they thrash with, it's the pure fury of Hekyl's rock. Actually that's not too bad; I feel I managed to remain fairly modest.