Dylan is a vocalist/guitarist; Simon is a bass player. Dylan was in a band; Simon was in a band. Dylan left his band; Simon left his band. Dylan stays in his room and plays some monkey crazy guitar riffs; Simon put flyers around the school looking for musicians to start a band with. THE POSTERS GET RIPPED DOWN!!! Dylan goes on facebook one night; Simon writes a status where he sulks about his posters getting put down. Dylan comments on the status and says he wants to join the band; Simon is happy and says yes. Dylan invites Simon over to his house; Simon goes over and takes his musical equipment with him. Dylan creates some sonic bananas on his guitar; Simon makes everyone’s pants brown with his mad sub-sonic bass sounds. HOW TO TAME A MANIAC IS BORN AND READY TO SPREAD JOY AROUND THE WORLD WITH PUNK MUSIC!!! But there was one problem, they didn’t have a drummer; and that’s were Soloman comes in. Like a fictional comic book superhero he saved Dylan and Simon from a monster, a
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