Version 1activeAug 21, 2026, 10:47 PM
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on a boating adventure to the inner most part of the world, we found a skiing sloth with a crying larvae on its back. the larvae cryed to help their friend the seacow, so we did. after helping the seacow it brought aboard the ship a drum kit and a guitar and set them up on deck, the sloth also brought a guitar and the larvae had a bass.they all began to play a song, we liked it so much that we pushed the sloth overboard, turned the seacow on its back so it could do nothing but sqworm and we squished the larvae. we then stole their instruments and... that is what created Hypo Laurence.