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Jalapeno Punch is a five-piece alternative rock with horns (or horny rock) band from the Greensborough area of Melbourne, Australia. They combine awesome with a pinch of good looks and then mix it all together with a blender. When they’re not looking good and being awesome, they play music. A typical day in the life of Jalapeno Punch goes like this: Wake up at 4am, do one billion push ups, hitchhike to band rehearsal, last one to arrive buys everyone else a Big Mac, eat aforementioned Big Mac, practice songs for five minutes, toilet break for Jackson, practice songs for five minutes, another toilet break for Jackson, squeeze in ten minutes of solid rehearsing before another toilet break for Jackson, everyone gets angry at Jackson so he buys them an apologetic Big Mac, eat the Big Mac (mmm… tastes like forgiveness), play music for five minutes, get tired and go to the park, spend three hours at the park, buy some paintball guns, prank some unsuspecting seniors and have a good laugh