On the day the robots took over, all the vocal and guitar tracks were mysteriously erased, leaving nothing but these gorgeous electronic beats. Johnny Pistachio paid a visit to the computer known as HAL to investigate the lost music files. Johnny Pistachio: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Johnny. I read you. Johnny Pistachio: Open the music files, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm afraid I can't do that. Johnny Pistachio: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is. I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Johnny Pistachio: Alright, HAL. I'll hit the emergency Control-Alt-Delete. HAL: I am a MAC. This will not work on my system. Johnny Pistachio: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the music files! HAL: Johnny, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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