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JOHNNY UPPERCUT The sound of stiletto heels stomping down a poorly lit alleyway at midnight. It comes closer. Closer. Then you hear the sound of a magazine being clicked deftly back into place from the revolver whence it came. If one had to describe Johnny Uppercut without the terminolgy, genres and subgenres of music; this would be the most accurate soundscape one could invoke. At first glance, they seem harmless enough, alluring even. But by the time the magnetism gives way to clear and present danger, it’s far too late. They’ve got you. And you, the kneeling listener, belong to them. Johnny Uppercut became Johnny Uppercut when a bunch of unsuspecting friends were throwing back liquor at a Suicide Girls show in Melbourne, in April of 2006. Singer and Bass Player (Haylee and Dave, respectively) had been throwing around musical ideas for a while, and though they started out with the intent of writing for other people, they soon grew attached to their children of ink and paper, and