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Initially described as the "voice of a generation" by his sixth-grade teacher, Mrs. Ribera, Juan makes music that sounds like Friday nights alone eating hot cross buns (or raisin toast when hcb's aren't in season) while waiting for Uber Eats deliveries. Alone in his bedroom, he works by combining the pop sensibilities of Max Martin, the DIY recklessness of Sonic Youth, the shameless stupidity of Blink 182, the beautiful absurdity of Kate Bush, and the glittery sounds of whatever strikes him on any given day. After shedding an old alias, Juan has now adopted a jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none approach, doing everything from the music to the artwork from the blissful comfort of his bedroom in his parent's house. Starting January 2017, he undertook the task of writing and releasing a new song every month and continues to do so to this day, making it the longest commitment that he's ever stuck to in his life. One of his newest songs "Expam 1" even had the honour of being featured on

I'm still not sure if you're meant to eat avocado with salt and bravado somebody fill me in what's the go? And to Abbott, I voted no because you ain't my bro, bro and don't you fvcken cancel all ma' my student loans! And leave the reef alone! I know, I know, you're more successful than I am But never mind that! You will always be super fvcking lame, man.