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Pen licence certified* denizen of Wollongong, Kadir Salih, wanted for vandalization of A4 paper is currently at large. Suspect has been sighted with a shotgun microphone making the following demands; “listen to my mixtape.” If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the accused officers are recommending a citizen arrest. * [pending confirmation] Copyrite © 1994 Conglom-o Corporation. All rights [redacted]. Products and specifications will change without notice.