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Hello. I am Kelly Slater and I am a Pro Skater, not to be confused with the Surfer. But I am not just a Skateboarder. Yes. That's right. I am a Robot suffering from depression and obsessive compulsive disorder. This causes my life great pain as I am torn between two worlds, I love Australia's favorite afternoon radio show hosts Veronica and Lewis but sometimes I am very uncertain about my love for them. Therefore I am deciding to give this music thing a shot to document my feelings so that maybe they will play me on their show and have me on as an honorable guest. Please, this would mean the world to me.