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Dolly Pardon II, the secret love-child of Aphrodite and Hades made his way to Earth at the tender age of 42069 - armed with the knowledge that the way humans have been expressing love was entirely wrong - true love can only come from the power of great rock and roll. Dolly formed Lover Lamp by employing the lost souls of the greatest musicians in history (Olivia Mutant John III, Don Buddy Molly, The Famous Paris Thrillton, Dingo Starr Jr, Van Horrorson Sr, and Steve). Lover Lamp aims to give the humans of Earth a brief glimpse of true love and happiness before their souls inevitably suffer in eternal damnation under the rule of Hades himself.