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Freakishly born with a Megaphone for a head, MC-LOUD was shunned by society and subsequently abandoned by his parents as an infant and raised by a group of wild Pygmy Rap Monkeys as one of their own. They taught him how to walk, how to talk, how to forage for bugs and most importantly how to rhyme in the ancient style of Pygmy Monkey Rap. But before too long MC-LOUD had outgrown his adopted monkey family, and was set free, into the big bad world of the humans who had so callously tossed him aside all those many moons ago. And so he wanders the earth like a nomadic ape, plotting his revenge on the human race, One rhyme at a time.