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Voiceover 1: In 1914 the Balance of Power lay in ruins. Europe was plunged into bloody conflict. Nation fought Nation. But no Nation fought Nation morely than the English. Hip hip hooray! Nice nice! Yah boo. Phillips is a German and he have my pen. Voiceover 2: Start again. Voiceover 1: In 1914 the Balance of Power lay in ruins... Wife: Have you got anything without SPAM? Waitress: Well, there's SPAM egg sausage and SPAM, that's not got much SPAM in it. Wife: I don't want any SPAM! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon SPAM and sausage? Wife: That's got SPAM in it! Man: Hasn't got as much SPAM in it as SPAM egg sausage and SPAM, has it? Vikings: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM... Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM!