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Formed in 1973 after Alex, a street tramp with a heart of gold, met three furrowed brow gentlemen known as the Ed Murrow band. With an insatiable desire for social justice, songs that picked apart the meaning of existence, and a penchant for hats, Midnight History Class were unstopppable. Career highlights include a stunning performance at the Price/Cothren wedding of '75. However, in the aftermath of travelling the world, the quartet promptly decided they were shithouse and instead turned to their other passion-designing chic outfits for the elite's pets. Their songs limp on.