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At the very dawn of time, when the earth was just a star, a large bearded man placed an egg in the blackness. That egg was Mind Canary. Upon hatching, the giant yellow bird did summon forth a guitar, and did play into existence the great symphony of life. After composing all that is and ever will be the canary did lay to rest for a billion years in the belly of the earth. Now! Arisen from slumber and incarnated the canary begins the next stage in the quest for spiritual enlightenment and metaphysical self-actualization against a nightmarish landscape of apocalyptic doom.