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Moustash is a group of 9 post war Brown Howler monkeys from the small Argentinean town of Barrio El Retazo. After being orphaned by a substantial forest fire, they found passage to the small island of Australia, where they were force fed large quantities of “rock” music. Then, for a few years, nothing happened. After a failed career in volcanology, Umberto, the largest of the 9, invented electricity. Fueled by his new invention (and countless mango daiquiris) he rallied together the rest of the group and formed “Lieutenant Butter Crust and Finely Tuned Fighting Pistols”. After 4 successful albums and 8 not so successful hair styles, the group soon parted ways. Umberto, Rolando and Balbina went on to form the vaguely folkish alterna-rock trio “Helium Pest and the Retired Empire”. They sucked. Then some more stuff probably happened to lead to the current Moustash line up, but who really cares, right?