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Mr Haloumi immigrated from Poland to escape the Communists in the late seventies. Mr Haloumi spent many years working in an abatoir, before proudly opening his own HOUSE OF CHEESE AND SAUSAGES! It was at this time that Mr Haloumi first picked up an ELECTRIC GUITAR. Mr Haloumi now spends his leisure time sitting quietly with his chicken on the sofa, where he invents new sausage recipes. Occaisionally he writes songs for his chicken to sing along to. Mr Haloumi loves you, and hopes you enjoy his cheese and sausages, best enjoyed with fine music.