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Tom and James were the first and the last people EVER to join my pet dinosaur. I won't bore you with the intense, rigorous process by which they were selected; suffice to say their musical merits are admirable (a sacrifice on an altar, to the rock gods, was involved, but will not be mentioned due to certain legal proceedings which resulted from it and continue to this day.)