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A Contortion of sound! In a Town far, far away their was a young koala named... lets say tom. Tom was a happy young chap, without a care in the world. With his fluffy little ears and chaffed scabby bottom... Koala's find that sorta thing sexy, trust me! He would mope around all day and get lost, then find his way, then get lost, found, lost, found, and so on till the day was over. By now you might be asking yourself whats this got to do with my pet shovel, and if you wern't, maybe now you are.. or maybe now.... Well the answer is nothing. Thankyou! Stay away from off milk and spicy foods kids! My Pet Shovel