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Andrew was born in a little log cabin in the woods, raised by dingoes and eventually rehabilitated into human society by his cousin David. David's parents were killed by a vampire-zombie ghost when he was 6, and he has since vowed to have his revenge. Jack's tale is an interesting one. After a dangerous experiment went horribly wrong somewhere in Nevada (in which scientists were trying to prove the non-existence of God), a psychic anomaly involving the collective conciousness of the human race thrust an incorporeal personification of bass-playing into our own reality, assembling a collection of atoms into a single fully-functioning human being somewhere outside south eastern Melbourne. He was named Jack.